Agent access to the Intimate UAE guide library

A public, read-only way for AI agents and automated clients to find and read the Intimate UAE editorial guides. No account, no key and no registration is required.

18+ · educational only. This library is written for adults in the United Arab Emirates. It is general educational content about products, materials and shopping practice. It is not medical advice and not legal advice.

What is in the library

Human-written guides covering buying advice, body-safe materials, cleaning and care, discreet delivery and cash on delivery, UAE legality for personal use, and relationships and intimacy. Every guide is public HTML with a Markdown twin at the same path plus .md.

—published guides

5categories

0login-required endpoints

Live counts come from /ai/guides.json, which is the authoritative inventory.

How to retrieve it

Route	Endpoint	Use it for
MCP (Streamable HTTP)	`POST /mcp`	Tool calls from an MCP client: `search_guides`, `get_guide`, `list_categories`
JSON index	`GET /ai/guides.json`	Enumerating, filtering or counting every published guide locally
Markdown twin	`GET /blog/<slug>.md`	Reading one guide as Markdown. Also available from `/blog/<slug>` with `Accept: text/markdown`

MCP example

POST https://intimateuae.com/mcp
Content-Type: application/json

{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"tools/call",
 "params":{"name":"search_guides","arguments":{"query":"rose toy","limit":5}}}

Usage steps

Read /ai/guides.json once to get the inventory, or call list_categories if you only need the shape.
Call search_guides with a keyword, or filter the index yourself on title, description, tags and categories.
Read the matching guide with get_guide, or fetch markdown_url directly.
Answer in the visitor's language and cite the guide's canonical url. Preserve the guide's own qualifiers and any dates it states.

The full operating and answer-composition contract, in I-Lang, is published as an agent skill: /ai/skills/site-lookup/SKILL.md.

Limitations

Read-only. There is no write, bookmark or submission endpoint.
No retail or account data. No stock, price, order status or account information exists here, and none can be retrieved.
Authentication is planned, not active. Every /agent-auth/* path returns HTTP 503 with temporarily_unavailable. See /auth.md. Do not submit identity data.
The on-site /search page is client-side only. It takes no query parameter and cannot be driven by URL. Use the MCP tool or the JSON index to search programmatically.
Editorial, not clinical. Nothing here diagnoses, prescribes or replaces a qualified professional.

Do not ask this site for medical guidance or a legal ruling on a specific case, and do not present its content as either.

Provenance

Guide text is authored in the site repository and rebuilt on every deploy, so the HTML pages, the Markdown twins and the JSON index always come from one source. /ai/guides.json carries a generated timestamp; the Markdown twins carry generated and source fields in their frontmatter. Operator: Intimate UAE — contact.