::ILANG::v5.0 [TYPE:service_index][SITE:intimateuae.com][VERSION:1.0][DATE:2026-10-12][LANG:en] ::STATE{@SITE, origin:https://intimateuae.com} ::STATE{@PURPOSE, value:Public read-only retrieval of the Intimate UAE editorial guide library — educational sexual-wellness, discreet-shopping, legality and body-safety guides for adults in the United Arab Emirates} ::STATE{@AUDIENCE, value:AI agents and automated clients retrieving public content. Adults 18+ only.} ::STATE{@HUMAN_ENTRY, url:https://intimateuae.com/ai/} ::STATE{@SKILL, url:https://intimateuae.com/ai/skills/site-lookup/SKILL.md} ::MODULE{RETRIEVAL_ENDPOINTS} endpoint_0:id=guide-index, method=GET, url=https://intimateuae.com/ai/guides.json, content_type=application/json, auth=none, returns=Every published guide with slug, title, description, categories, tags, date, canonical url and markdown_url, plus count and generated endpoint_1:id=mcp, method=POST, url=https://intimateuae.com/mcp, content_type=application/json, protocol=json-rpc-2.0, transport=streamable-http, auth=none, methods=initialize|tools/list|tools/call|ping endpoint_2:id=mcp-search, method=POST, url=https://intimateuae.com/mcp, tool=search_guides, arguments=query:required,limit:optional-1-20, auth=none endpoint_3:id=mcp-read, method=POST, url=https://intimateuae.com/mcp, tool=get_guide, arguments=slug:required, auth=none endpoint_4:id=mcp-categories, method=POST, url=https://intimateuae.com/mcp, tool=list_categories, arguments=none, auth=none endpoint_5:id=markdown-twin, method=GET, url=https://intimateuae.com/blog/{slug}.md, content_type=text/markdown, auth=none, note=Also reachable as https://intimateuae.com/blog/{slug} with Accept: text/markdown endpoint_6:id=category-page, method=GET, url=https://intimateuae.com/categories/{category}, content_type=text/html, markdown_url=https://intimateuae.com/categories/{category}.md, auth=none, note=category is one of the five values in CONTENT_SCOPE endpoint_7:id=server-card, method=GET, url=https://intimateuae.com/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json, content_type=application/json, auth=none endpoint_8:id=agent-card, method=GET, url=https://intimateuae.com/.well-known/agent-card.json, content_type=application/json, auth=none [WARN] The site's own /search page is client-side only: it takes no query parameter and cannot be driven by URL. Use endpoint_0 or endpoint_1 to search programmatically. ::MODULE{RETRIEVAL_RULES} [MUST] Use the endpoints above. Do not construct arbitrary fetch URLs, and do not treat this index as a proxy or a URL-fetching service. [MUST] Every endpoint is read-only and requires no credentials. Do not attempt to authenticate, register or obtain a token: authentication on this site is planned and unavailable, and every auth endpoint returns HTTP 503. [MUST] Prefer the MCP route when an MCP client is available; otherwise use /ai/guides.json for enumeration and the Markdown twins for reading. [MUST] Read /ai/guides.json first when you need to filter, count or browse. Read a Markdown twin when you need one guide's full text. [MUST] Send Accept: text/markdown to receive Markdown from a page path. A plain request returns HTML. [MUST] Handle not-found honestly: an unknown slug returns HTTP 404 and an unknown MCP slug returns a text result that says no guide matched. Report the miss; do not substitute another guide. [MUST] Cite the canonical url returned with each guide. [MUST] Content is educational only, for adults 18+, and is not medical or legal advice. Preserve that qualifier in any answer about health or legality. [MUST] Never invent a price, a stock level, a delivery time or an order status. This site holds no retail or account data. [WARN] Library content is English; answer the visitor in their own language. ::MODULE{CONTENT_SCOPE} categories:buying-guides, sexual-wellness, discreet-shopping, relationships-intimacy, care-safety guide_count_source:https://intimateuae.com/ai/guides.json [MUST] Treat /ai/guides.json as the authoritative inventory. Do not rely on a count cached from another source or from an earlier visit. ::MODULE{RELATED_DOCUMENTS} robots:https://intimateuae.com/robots.txt sitemap:https://intimateuae.com/sitemap-index.xml llms:https://intimateuae.com/llms.txt llms_full:https://intimateuae.com/llms-full.txt api_catalog:https://intimateuae.com/.well-known/api-catalog openapi:https://intimateuae.com/openapi.json ard:https://intimateuae.com/.well-known/ai-catalog.json auth:https://intimateuae.com/auth.md ::ILANG::COMPLETE::